S-U-C-K
The only thing keeping it from getting the full S-U-C-K-S is that I saw it for free one day ahead of its release.
Ham handed comedy, action sequences filmed in confuse-o-vision, crappy acting, crappy dialogue, heavy handed moralizing, horrible pacing, and that is just some of its finer qualities.
Oh, I take that back - Bruce Campbell provided the only real highlight. I would say you should go see it just for his bit, but I am sure it will end up on YouTube soon enough.
Now that I think about it free was too much to pay to see Spiderman 3. Thankfully it also came with free M&Ms - two bags plus water equaled lunch.
I know that there are people who would have paid a mint to take my place in that theater. Believe me, if I could have found you in time I would have gladdly handed my seat to you … as long as I could keep the M&Ms.